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Has anyone out there watched Wizards of Waverly Place? Good so, you know the character Juliet (portrayed by Bridget Mendler, before she was in shitty shows about lemonade). I AM LITERALLY HER. I am looking for a Justin (only maybe a little less weird and little more hot). I just honestly want to drink your blood and i want you to drink mine (only during my time of the month- you do not deserve my pure blood).

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Vampire Lifestyle

Tasted human bloodYes

Appearance

EthnicityCaucasian / White
National heritageRhodesian
Height165 cm
Eye ColorDepends on my mood
Hair ColorAuburn / red
Hair LengthWaist length
Best featureBelly Button
Body ArtBranded, Fanged
My AttractivenessVery attractive

Situation

Relationship StatusSingle
Has childrenNo children
Wants kidsYes
Housing SituationThere is always a party going on
Living ArrangementsWith pet(s)
Wants to RelocateYes
Have PetsCat, Dog, Bird, Exotic animal, Fish, Gerbil or guinea pig, Horse, Reptile, Rodent, Other, I own a farm
Has a carYes

Education & Employment

EducationUniversity Doctorate
SpecialtyFinance / Trading
Annual income$2,500,000 +
Job TitleI am a prostitute for horses

Leisure & Fun

TV preferencesNews, Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation comedies, Instructional, Movies, I don't like TV, I wish I had a TV, Sports, Reality shows, Soaps, Re-runs, Science fiction
Favorite TV showsI love to watch Wizard's of Waverly Place. I also love Grey's Anatomy.... A show where I can truly satisfy my blood fetishes.
Favorite movies typesI don't like movies, I'm a movie actor, Adult
Favorite moviesI love Jaws! I love when people get bit by the sharks! That blood! OMG!!!
Music typesVacuum cleaner noises, I'm a recording artist
Favorite artistsWell, because I love vacuum cleaner noises... My favorite artist is probably a Dyson or a Dirt Devil. If I am in the mood for something light, maybe just a Dirt Duster.
Reading selectionI'm an author
Favorite booksI love to read street signs and the phone book. I am really into reading other people's emails also.
Idea of funMy idea of fun is playing on playgrounds at schools during the school day. I just hate when the kids call their teacher because of some "stranger danger" shit and the police have to escort me from the sandbox in handcuffs and call my parole officer. To be honest- I kind of like the handcuffs though, they remind me of my childhood and when I was actually in prison, Lets just say... the guards didn't put them on me ;)
HobbiesInternet, Clubbing, bar Hopping

Personality

SmokerSmoke heavily (10+ a day)
DrinkingHeavy drinker
Social behaviorStrange
Friends describe asI don't have any friends
In High School I was a(n)Cool dude
Sense of humorSadistic
My great timePartying, Sleeping, Drinking
Always wanted to tryI have always wanted to try being happy with the choices of my life, also anal. Yeah you better be into blood smoothies and anal.

Views

Political viewsAnarchist
ReligionChristian
Attend religious servicesEvery day
Goal in lifeMilk a cow. But I will reluctantly settle for a goat (the cow's less appreciated cousin)

Looking For

Must haveMoney, Power, Flirtatiousness
Look for in a partnerI want a man that is into the stuff that makes most people cringe. I want dominance and power and authority and basically an overall alpha. I also would love type-O blood- just saying.
On the first dateI would take you to my castle and show you both my dungeon and my lair. Sit you down, tie you up, feed you and show you how I care about you, hope you care back (if you don't, I'll buy you- I am so rich)